Friday, May 9, 2008

A Florida Double Wide

We ended up going home with a retired couple one night after a show.
It was Jimmy, Scotty, Me and I think Gary.
They were a really nice and friendly couple, and I can't remember what the ladies name was, but their last name was Erk, and the guy's first name was Jerry. It is easy to remember his name because if you put his first initial together with his last name, you get "Jerk"
If he is still alive, he has a crappy email address. jerk@hotmail.com

They took us out for a bite to eat after the show, and then brought us to a mobile home community which was pretty common in Florida. A lot of retired people took us home, and they took us to a lot of double-wides.
We are all sitting around the living room and the lady calls out from the kitchen and asks if we want some ice cream. We all say yes.
The layout of the trailer was a living room that opened up into a kitchen/dining room. The couple was in the kitchen and we were just around the corner in the living room
We are goofing off quietly in the living room and trying to keep our laughter quiet so as not to arouse suspicion. Jimmy got up to go change into some more comfortable clothes and then as we saw him walking across the dining room, we heard the lady ask if anyone had any laundry. 
That was the moment where I thought my body was going to explode I started laughing so hard.

Jimmy answered the lady's question with a chipper "I sure do" and then with his shorts under his arms, walking towards us, he dropped his pants in the middle of their living room, underwear and all. Jimmy is standing there with his dong hanging out, and trying to get his shorts on before the couple comes walking around with bowls of ice cream. We are all crying we are laughing so hard, and now Jimmy is laughing as he is caught up in his shorts jumping up and down with his bare ass in the air. He finally pull his shorts up and covered himself up. The couple came around the corner with our ice cream and I am sure they were wondering why we all had tears in our eyes and were still laughing.

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